W is for woot woot woot!

woot woot woot- 

1   a phrase that can be used as an alternative to etc. or "..."

2  can also be used as a way to notify passing of time or unnecessary details when explaining a situation or telling a story. 

(example)

A:"So, how was your day?"

B:"It was ok. First, I went to the mall and shopped, woot woot woot, then enjoyed a nice nap." 

L is for lappy!

                                             

H is for humorosity!

humorosity (noun)-an act that is abundant in humor.

(example)

A:"If someone asked you to sum up my life, what would you say?"

B:"I would say that much of your life was marked with humorosity and joyfulness. "

D is for dipstep!

dipstep (verb)-to do a happy dance.

(example) 

A:"Wow, what dance is that?"

B:"Oh, I'm just dipstepping"         

P is for pedodie!

pedodie (noun)-any foreign creature that causes angst.

(example) 

A:"Do you see that, what is that?"

B:"OMG there's a pedodie crawling on the wall! I think it came in from outside!"

E is for eggzackly!

A: "Those sneakers are fresh to death,i bet you got them online?"
B: "you're eggggzackly right."

note: the number of g's may vary based on intensity of expression.